There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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