If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
