quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
