i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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