Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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