No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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