We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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