You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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