mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
did you just send me my own nude
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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