i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i now understand why vodka
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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