I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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