normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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