we're blogging at a bar
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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