We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize