They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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