How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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