I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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