Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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