Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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