that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
this is an emotional support booty call
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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