i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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