he wants to bone in the snuggie
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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