I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
