They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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