i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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