You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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