Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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