She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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