when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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