yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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