he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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