There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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