he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
