She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just tell him i said nine months
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Randomize