I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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