You're so nebulous sometimes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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