What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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