i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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