So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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