You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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