That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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