I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The power of my boobs compel you
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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