in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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