i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My vagina is very pro this idea
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