So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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