I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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