I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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