I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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