I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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