I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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