Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
vagina is talking i cant
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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