Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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