I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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