Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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