She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Randomize
