i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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